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Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

What do you think of Hegseth calling The Atlantic journalist Jeffrey Goldberg, "a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes” after team Trump texted him their top-secret war plans on Yemen?

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

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Then came..

Still no good.

ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

Still no good

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

You won’t believe how much each Nvidia employee is worth as the company rides the AI gold rush - The Economic Times

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